This is where it all began
With extreme enthusiasm, I had gone to bump off my relatives at the Bangalore Cantt Raillway Station and this is what I get see. You place a grammatical conjunction here and there and the meaning changes from a simple, "you can piss here" to "We provide services of fetish nature". Ain't ignorance so bliss.
I decided to dedicate this page to post all my candid camera shots and ofcourse with no offense meant to any person living or dead. Well, not bothered about the dead really.
I dont expect this from the European perfume makers. First they say, You Do Toilet (Eau De Toilette), now the tits are the Acqua kinds. What about silicon?? Cost cutting everywhere.
Prayers will not get you marks.
Ok kiddo's, remember, prayer is only a feel good factor. Studying is the only approved way to get good scores. Enough now. Go do your homework.
Beware of my barber
I will go to my barber Narayan only for a hair cut. I am still trying to find out about the rest.
Point no. 2 : Children cutting, only 11 bucks, Mr. Narayan, you are too expensive man, people cut children for free in Noida.
3. What the hell is Pepsi cutting. Need to check out his competitor if he has got Coke Cutting.
5. Old Spice Shaving. Old spice has got amazing brand value, thanks to Narayan.
7. Is it Belching or Bleching, why should I pay and go Belch at his shop.
8. WTF is Ganeriya. Oh shit, is it Gonorrhea and is it Rs. 70/- for a glass of it or something.
10. Head Masaz : Our very own Razmataz. Cool.
12. Cutting and Shaving: Cutting and shaving what, now I am going to sit back and let my imagination go berserk.
13. Baby cutting : This is the mother of all services. And that too 15 bucks, will I get mince as well.
14. Fecial : Mr. Narayan Bates, you sure are very cheap and a vulgur barber. May be for a better glow and shine hehehe. As long as it works.
Unbreak my haaaaart!!!!!!
Are you sure????
So I was trying out this new hat at this store and here I am trying to fix the broken link. Why do I have to wear my undergarment if I have to try a hat. Ahhhh, did this guy think I am a dick head or something... but still, thats just a idiosyncrasy and i dont have anything literally hanging on my head. But I will not break any rules, I quickly wore my undergarment which I was carrying in my wallet.